Jenny is super boring when she’s sick. She sleeps all the time, and you can only draw so many dicks on her unconscious face, you know? Also, she’s vegetarian, so chicken noodle soup is unlikely.
My wonderful personality.
Yes, after we sat down to eat at an Olive Garden in Bakersfield after driving for like four hours and she was being a butt.
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I like those selfies where you can tell they’re bored on the toilet.
I put on a brave face, but I still cry myself to sleep every night. (That’s a lie. I haven’t cried since Toy Story 3.)
For Sofia, it’s obviously going to be “Make Way for Miss Nettle.”
Laura Marling’s songs are hard to rank, because so many of them are brilliant. I think my favorite from the most recent album is “I Was an Eagle,” but I never skip “Rambling Man” when it comes on shuffle.
I haven’t seen that movie in so long! And by movie, I mean cinematic masterpiece.
I said what I said.