Because it gives me a welcome break from her
Rolled-up sleeves. I can’t pull it off. :/
1) Rolled-up sleeves work on everyone. You did it wrong.
2) That was 100% of our advice, so I don’t know what else you did.
which parts did you not follow
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
Probably having an awesome time hanging out with all of my other friends who are way cooler than Jenny is
Until you’re about the age of twenty, you read everything, and you like it simply because you are reading it. Then between twenty and thirty you pick what you want, and you read the best, you read all the great works. After that you sit and wait for them to be written. But you know, the least known, the least famous writers, they are the better ones.Rest in peace, Gabriel García Márquez. (via theatlantic)